So I went to get myself a nice bowl of cereal. You know, Special K Vanilla Almond, the gods’ own food.
I got out my bowl, my spoon, poured my cereal, hummed happily over to the refrigerator to add the wonderful milk to my godly snack. And I discover something that ignites the heat of Hell within me.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I DON’T GET MY NIGHTLY BOWL OF CEREAL? BAD THINGS, PEDRO.
VERY BAD THINGS.
i love this more then i really should
JESUS CHRIST WHY ARE WASPS HIGHER ON THE LIST THAN PRISONERS
PRISONERS AT LEAST HAVE THE CAPACITY TO SIT POLITELY AND CONGRATULATE YOU WASPS ARE THE PHYSICAL INCARNATION OF METATRON’S DICK FUCKING YOU IN THE ASS WITH NO LUBE
PHYSICAL INCARNATION OF METATRON’S DICK FUCKING YOU IN THE ASS WITH NO LUBE
I cannot even….
(Source: noirluis, via a-slow-descent-into-madness)
… if there are 107.4 million blogs currently, reblog if made your tumblr before they added a picture to the sign up page
wait, tumblr has a picture on the login screen now?
i haven’t logged out of my tumblr in over a year what. Can’t stress this enough.