Do you ever write a line that just makes you sit back for a second and go
I wrote that
that line is so good
if I was a famous writer hipsters would probably get that tattooed on their biceps, that line’s so good
— Piper McLean, the sanest member of the Seven, when asked about the impressiveness of Percy Jackson (via radycat)
Book Ginny: Oh, you didn’t think anyone would understand, did you? What about me, the girl who was possessed by Voldemort? Tough freakin’ shit, Harry, now lemme go kick your rear in Quidditch.
Movie Ginny: *stares at Harry as eyes widen* *awkwardly kisses Harry* do u want some mini pies Harry.
If James and Lily had survived, I am positive that every time Harry got into trouble, there would be a huge betting pool on whether the next howler would be James and Sirius congratulating him or Lily screaming at him and commanding Severus to give him detention for a month. And as the Potter family owl would arrive, everyone would be silently anticipating the results, and at the end you’d see dumbledore discretely handing mcgonagall 10 galleons
three cats are competing in a race. there’s an american cat named “one two three”, a german cat named “ein zwei drei”, and a french cat named “un deux trois”. the cats all swim across a lake. the american cat finishes first, the german cat finishes second, but the french cat is nowhere to be found.
because the un deux trois quatre cinq
IM LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS JOKE IF YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IT I FEEL SO BAD FOR YOU